skin up: ABOUT CANNABIS

Cannabis is green, red, black, purple, or blue flower of the cannabis genotype. The colour indicates the quality of the sensi with lime green being the most desireable. Cannabis causes hallucinations, anxiety, euphoria, and prolongs erections. It is expensive and an habit can easily be formed from ingesting cannabis brownies.

ID: dro, weed, bud, shit, grass, dank, hydro, diggedy, crip.

Cannabis comes in different forms with oil being the best type of high to lose your mind and listen to music. Less common is hashish or resin. Because of extremely difficult laws preventing Moroccan into the country users have to accept they can only score inferior home grown cannabis.

The Effects

Cannabis is usually smoked in a reefer. This is a rolled up cigarette consisting of a mixture of 90% tobacco and 10% cannabis. If a user insists on building a 100% cannabis reefer they usually cannot finish the whole thing and only take one hit before monging on the couch eating nachos.

Regular users will insist on mystifying cannabis, stating effects are different for every individual. This is a myth however, as usually the user initially starts giggling until their face hurts to eventually lying down and listening to music. Sometimes cannabis users attempt sexual intercourse but this is not adviseable due to painful prolonged erections that will only result in the female not enjoying the sexual experience.

Cannabis is an introspective drug. The user will find themselves talking to themselves inside their mind, often feeling quite insane as if taking a much stronger hallucinogen such as LSD. These inverted thoughts often lead to depression that the world is full of shit and their taste in clothes and music suck.

Someone who smokes too much will usually get a dry mouth, red eyes, and a prolonged erection. Female users may experience an enlarged vulva. These symptoms are perfectly normal and relaxing on the couch eating grilled cheese with iced OJ is acceptable.

Negative Symptoms

Even the most hardened user will get paranoid.

Cannabis fucks with your memory.

Prolonged erections.

Addiction

Cannabis users are weak and escaping reality therefore addiction is inevitable. Users can experience physical withdrawal such as loss of appetite, sleepless nights, excessive masturbation, and thoughts of suicide.

Users experienceing addiction can come to terms with other users by stealing from their friends and family to support their habit. 45% of street crime is because a cannabis addict wants a fix.